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Man Is Dead!
  Was it murder? Was it suicide? Was he in a plane that slammed into the side of a mountain? Or was he blown out of the air by a Stinger missle? Is this a murder mystery? Is it fiction or non-fiction? Maybe it is science fiction.
Perhaps it is all a lie and Mankind is simply issuing forth a cry for help. Nobody liked him anymore. Even the aliens looked down on him: the inferior self-destructive little creature that he was. A pathetic little blob of a being who couldn't survive without being propped up by fellow workers. Terribly inefficient. Not a race that could survive for very long. And they wouldn't even help each other without some sort of guarantee that they could call in their loan of help at any time. Maybe their barn burned down and everyone was expected to be there to lend their physical brute strength and help rebuild. Not out of caring for their neighbor, but because of their little subconscious insurance policy kept to save their own tired little asses.
Some people are quick to kill someone. We call them criminals. They see a reflection of themselves and let go a few rounds in fear. They are the ones with little imagination. The rest of us just sit around and watch each other die holding a beer up to the sky when it's not us. Some of us hurry things along with more self-destructive habits. Then there are the leaders. They make sure not to kill anyone until they've squeezed every last bit of juice from the people and then they'll take your body parts. They might even use you dead to get a few extra votes. And when they're done doing that, they will label you a criminal, anti-social or a religious nut to keep everyone else in line. Of course there is always the possibility you will become a statistic and live forever.
But as Marvin Harris said in the introduction to his book, Why Nothing Works, "With A.D. 2000, the end of the second millennium looming a few short years ahead, could not the premonition of a cosmic Armageddon become a self-fulfilling prophecy? Already they are suggesting that the end is near and that there is nothing we can do about it."
You know, it's funny. When people contemplate their own death, it often doesn't seem so threatening. But when they are faced with the death of their species suddenly they become terrorized by the prospect. Perhaps because it means change on a bigger scale and that it requires something from them that wasn't necessary simply for their own demise. Maybe it's because no one will be going to their funeral if they are all dead. Maybe we could send someone to the United Nations and ask Koffe Annan to draft an agreement that Mankind will die consecutively. That way we can each go to each others' funerals and there will always be someone to bury the others. Of course, the last person to die would have to be an atheist and believe in cremation. That way they could just set themselves on fire and no one would need to say any words over them. In addition they would have to have a memorial there as one last salute to idiocy. Perhaps a statue of a confused looking bureaucrat holding a match in his hand. He would have to be standing on some sort of a platform. One that is too high to climb up on, but not so high you could kill yourself if you jumped off. We wouldn't want anyone to get hurt. And there would be a plaque already set in place on the monument. In big, shiny brass letters it would simply read: Man Is Dead!
 
~ Dr. Derek Lamar (Man Is Dead)
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